Not Me Monday

I did not drink an entire gallon of apple cider in a week.

I did not order pizza three times this week at work because I didn't want to eat the sandwich Jim so lovingly made me!

I did not use every swear word in the book in my head when talking to idiot customers who don't listen this week.

I did not wish that people would stop calling us with stupid questions about their stupid video phone.

I did not laugh uncontrollably when my coworker got the text "honey, where's the fish" ESPECIALLY not when my coworker said "Did he eat it?!"

I did not pray all week that God would do something big in my life. Because I don't like where I am, and I want more out of my life. ok, maybe I did do that.

I did not eat ice cream, cookies and milk for dinner, three times.

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